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Name: Douglas
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Interests: I like to wear kevlar. I like to eat food. I like to talk to people. I like to eat people. I also love cleaning windows.
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

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Got No Bread, No Milk, No Money, But We Sure Got a Lot of Love
By James Talley
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Ian, I love you . I want to feel you. I am constantly dreaming of you. My cortex is swiming with the thought of having you...................................in my bed.

Ian, my friend.


Saturday, December 24, 2005

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A Christmas Story (Full Screen Edition)
By Peter Billingsley
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Have a merry fucking Xamas.

Here is a little history for you, on xamas.

No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. One thing they agree on is that it is very unlikely that Jesus was born in December, since the bible records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night. This is quite unlikely to have happened during a cold Judean winter. So why do we celebrate Christ’s birthday as Christmas, on December the 25th?

The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast.

In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth of Christ. The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. In January, they observed the Kalends of January, which represented the triumph of life over death. This whole season was called Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, the Birthday of the Unconquered Sun. The festival season was marked by much merrymaking. It is in ancient Rome that the tradition of the Mummers was born. The Mummers were groups of costumed singers and dancers who traveled from house to house entertaining their neighbors. From this, the Christmas tradition of caroling was born.

In northern Europe, many other traditions that we now consider part of Christian worship were begun long before the participants had ever heard of Christ. The pagans of northern Europe celebrated the their own winter solstice, known as Yule. Yule was symbolic of the pagan Sun God, Mithras, being born, and was observed on the shortest day of the year. As the Sun God grew and matured, the days became longer and warmer. It was customary to light a candle to encourage Mithras, and the sun, to reappear next year.

Huge Yule logs were burned in honor of the sun. The word Yule itself means “wheel,” the wheel being a pagan symbol for the sun. Mistletoe was considered a sacred plant, and the custom of kissing under the mistletoe began as a fertility ritual. Hollyberries were thought to be a food of the gods.

The tree is the one symbol that unites almost all the northern European winter solstices. Live evergreen trees were often brought into homes during the harsh winters as a reminder to inhabitants that soon their crops would grow again. Evergreen boughs were sometimes carried as totems of good luck and were often present at weddings, representing fertility. The Druids used the tree as a religious symbol, holding their sacred ceremonies while surrounding and worshipping huge trees.

In 350, Pope Julius I declared that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25. There is little doubt that he was trying to make it as painless as possible for pagan Romans (who remained a majority at that time) to convert to Christianity. The new religion went down a bit easier, knowing that their feasts would not be taken away from them.

Christmas (Christ-Mass) as we know it today, most historians agree, began in Germany, though Catholics and Lutherans still disagree about which church celebrated it first. The earliest record of an evergreen being decorated in a Christian celebration was in 1521 in the Alsace region of Germany. A prominent Lutheran minister of the day cried blasphemy: “Better that they should look to the true tree of life, Christ.”

The controversy continues even today in some fundamentalist sects.

(taken from http://de.essortment.com/christmaspagan_rece.htm)


Thursday, December 15, 2005


Wednesday, November 30, 2005

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Balls to Picasso
By Bruce Dickinson
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Apparently by brain has sent me a thought that I should share some of my Philosophy with others, so here goes. All men by nature desire to know. An indication of this is the
delight we take in our senses; for even apart from their usefulness they are loved fort themselves; and above all others the sense of sight. For not only with a view to action, but even when we are not going to do anything, we prefer seeing (one might say) to everything else. The reason is that this, most of all the senses, makes us know and brings to light many differences between things. By nature animals are born with the faculty of sensation, and from sensation memory is produced in some of them, though not in others. And therefore the former are more intelligent and apt at learning than those which cannot remember; those which are incapable of hearing sounds are intelligent though they cannot be taught, an example of which is the bee, and any other race of animals that may be like it; and those which besides memory have this sense of hearing can be taught. The animals other than man live by appearances and memories, and have but little of connected experience and maybe, some day when I fell like it, I shall share more.


Tuesday, November 15, 2005

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An Intorduction to Keeping Lizards
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Did you know that there are, right now at this very moment, lizard men living beneath us? Oh, it's true all right. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Here is a picture to prove it.

This is the revolting truth that lizard men walk amongst us. It's true. The government has known about this shit for years, I say shit because it adds comical effect. Do you think the government is doing anything to protect us from these infestations? The answer to the question, taking note that the question was firstly posed by me, is a big juicy No. See that foul creature there with the two swords? He is a more adapted form of lizard man. He has to live on the surface you see so there for he is more equipped for it. That little vile midget in the background is, without a question of a doubt, its offspring. And who is that man in the glasses? He is food for the lizard man and his family. You may also ask how I got the photographs. Well..... I am not at liberty to say, just trust me when I say that they are real.

This is a full blown lizard man. This, however, is not a real picture. Real lizard men tend to be a little bit camera shy, and don't enjoy having their pictures taken. But, from the description of eyewitnesses, we have managed to put together this model. The blood and guts on the ground are from a newborn cow; since lizard men have a very strict, non- human Diet.



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